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HOPIUM

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The Memecoin Bullrun Chronicles

Everyone's Memecoin Did a 100x...

Except Yours 😭

But the hopium keeps flowing... Inhale. Cope. Repeat.

"This time is different" - Every degen ever

⚠️ Side effects: Diamond hands, moon delusions, chronic chart watching
Sad Pepe checking his portfolio
"Why didn't I buy the dip?"
"It's fine"
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Shitcoin Generator™

Still bagholding? Just launch your own coin.

Copium Dispenser™

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😭 MISSED PUMPS HALL OF SHAME 😭

Where dreams go to die and regret lives forever

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*Trigger warning: Extreme financial PTSD ahead*

Pain Level: 💀💀💀💀💀

$DOGE

35,000x

Sold at $0.002 before Elon's SNL appearance

🐸💭"I was there... I could have been rich... Why didn't I listen?"
Current net worth if held: $32.3M
Regret Level:
Pain Level: 💀💀💀💀

$SHIB

45,000x

Called it a 'DOGE copycat scam' at $1M mcap

🐸💭"I was there... I could have been rich... Why didn't I listen?"
Current net worth if held: $36.4M
Regret Level:
Pain Level: 💀💀💀💀💀

$PEPE

15,000x

Ignored because 'frogs are cringe and dead memes'

🐸💭"I was there... I could have been rich... Why didn't I listen?"
Current net worth if held: $17.6M
Regret Level:
Pain Level: 💀💀💀💀

$WIF

500x from my sell

Sold for 2x gains, now watching it do 1000x

🐸💭"I was there... I could have been rich... Why didn't I listen?"
Current net worth if held: $53.6M
Regret Level:
Pain Level: 💀💀💀

$BONK

8,000x

Didn't ape because 'Solana is dead ecosystem'

🐸💭"I was there... I could have been rich... Why didn't I listen?"
Current net worth if held: $26.7M
Regret Level:
Pain Level: 💀💀💀💀

$FLOKI

2,500x

Passed on presale for 'real utility projects'

🐸💭"I was there... I could have been rich... Why didn't I listen?"
Current net worth if held: $49.7M
Regret Level:
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"In memory of all the gains that could have been..."

RIP Portfolio 2021-2024 • "Should have just bought and held"

🧠 HOPIUM LEVEL TRACKER 🧠

Real-time delusion monitoring system

🔴 REKT ZONE0-25%
🟡 COPE MODE25-50%
🟢 HOPIUM ACTIVE50-75%
🟣 MAXIMUM DELUSION75-100%
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Current Level
50%
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Mental State
False Hope
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Recommended Dose
Moderate
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"We're still early! This is the next Bitcoin!"

This is just a healthy correction before moon mission

⚠️ Warning: Hopium levels may cause irrational decision making, FOMO, and chronic chart watching.

*Side effects include: Diamond hands, moon dreams, and Lambo fantasies